- When
- Wednesday
- Where
- ████████████
- Format
- Undisclosed
- Signup
- Undisclosed
- Bring
- Yourself
Presented by undisclosed persons.
It is happening and it is Wednesday. That is already more than we usually say.
It will not be on the schedule. That is deliberate and it is not up for discussion.
Finding it
Word of mouth is the only map, so start asking early.
Caspartine knows things, and is on Discord. So does supertechguy, who you will have to find at the conference.
Talk to anyone wearing tin foil.
What to bring
Yourself.
If you have been before
You already know where it is.
The truth is out there.
Tin Foil Hat Talks Agency · Office of Reasonable Explanations
This page has been confiscated
By order of the Agency, the contents of this page were seized at 2:30 PM on Wednesday, October 28, 2026, under Directive 81-0001 (Things That Did Not Happen). Thank you for your cooperation. It has been recorded.
Event record (amended)
- When
WednesdayNever- Where
- Format
- Weather balloon
- Signup
- There was nothing to sign up for
- Bring
- Please return anything you took
Evidence log
| Item | Description | Finding |
|---|---|---|
| TFHT-26-0001 | Tin Foil Hat Talks (all of them) | Reclassified Weather balloon |
| TFHT-26-0002 | Approximately 40 square feet of tin foil | Returned to the hotel kitchen |
| TFHT-26-0003 | Craft observed on every screen in the building | Reclassified Weather balloon (large) |
| TFHT-26-0004 | Craft observed removing an entry from the schedule | Reclassified Weather balloon (helpful) |
| TFHT-26-0005 | Lights over Cascade E | Venus |
| TFHT-26-0006 | Missing time, Wednesday 1:00 to 2:30 PM | Highway hypnosis |
| TFHT-26-0007 | Displays that went dark at 1:00 PM | Routine maintenance |
| TFHT-26-0008 | Slides | |
| TFHT-26-0009 | Speakers | |
| TFHT-26-0010 | Attendees | Debriefed. Feeling much better. |
| TFHT-26-0011 | This page | Confiscated (you are here) |
Original contents, as released
Presented by persons.
It happening and it was Wednesday. That is already than we say.
Caspartine knows . So does . Both have been reminded that they do not.
Talk to anyone wearing tin foil. The tin foil has been collected.
The truth is out there. Reclassified: weather balloon.
